Guinness

Guinness is the heart and soul of SM-Global. With years of experience in napping, supervising from high surfaces, and offering emotional support during long workdays, she ensures the office remains a cozy and well-balanced environment. Her presence alone boosts team morale, and her expert-level lounging skills remind everyone to take a well-earned break.

Born with an instinct for comfort, Guinness takes her role seriously—whether it’s warming chairs, inspecting keyboards by gracefully walking across them, or ensuring meetings start with a soft purr of approval. While she may not attend client calls, her influence is undeniable, as every major decision is made under her watchful gaze.

Outside of work, Guinness enjoys sunbathing, chasing imaginary prey, and strategically knocking pens off desks just to keep her humans on their toes. Her name, inspired by the smoothness of a well-poured pint, perfectly reflects her charm and effortless confidence.

Her life motto? “If I fits, I sits… and if I don’t fits, I still sits.”